i find it funny that people still buy newspapers. incase you were planning on doing so today, i will save you the dollar. straight from the ny post, these are today’s top stories:
lindsay lohan was arrested last night for punching a woman in the head at a nightclub. i, for one, am shocked by this.
i did not win the $580,000,000 powerball,
elle mcpherson is going to miami to visit her ex boyfriend in the hospital,
a wayward zebra and his pony pal went on safari down a staten island street yesterday
and andrea peyser proves that she is still a sleaze monger.
however, there is something from the post today that you should see and then you can thank me for saving you $1.
this is truly funny:
‘Ghost girl’ terrifies elevator riders in hidden cam prank
“When you’re young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don’t leap at all because there’s not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there’s no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”
~ sex and the city
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“You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.”
― Amy Wilson-Carmichael
“If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.”
and i have a great idea for you
if you have one or more of those people in your life who already have it all, consider this: give them a memory! it’s personal, it’s thoughtful and it’s unique. restore a valued or damaged photo for someone you love.
visit my website if you would like to see more – and thanks for looking :)
“If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.”
~ George MacDonald
Wishing you everything you want times two!
“A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.”
~ Washington Irving