if you live in the city, you love the post – whether you admit it or not.
i’ve decided to start a collection of my favorite headlines & story lines.
“He’s going to jail. He’ll be a pin cushion — you know what happens to child molesters in prison.”
April 11, 2013
OK, Hugo to hell now! Venezuela’s loony leftist Chavez croaks. Hugo Chavez, the blowhard self-styled “subversive” president of Venezuela, died yesterday — hours after his handpicked vice president hinted he had been fatally infected with cancer by the United States. march 4, 2013
Sicko’s secret recipe: ‘Cannibal’ searched Google for ways to cook women.
Where’s Julia Child when you need her?
march 5, 2013
“Pistorius was born without fibula bones and had them amputated when he was 11 months old.” february 16, 2013
Family shocked to learn that homeless man who received boots is their relative
They were clueless he was shoeless. Dec. 2, 2012
What is she, the diaper bomber?
18 month old child removed from plan – suspected terrorist
May 11, 2012
Loose puppy delays flights at La Guardia Airport
This pooch is ready for take-arf! April 25, 2012
Plane poop hits LI couple
Now that’s a crappy day.
“Some black liquid came off her face,” Hughes, of Malverne, told WINS radio. “I thought it was hydraulic fluid and then the policeman came down and said, ‘No I don’t think so. Looks like something nastier than that.’ Feb. 28, 2012
This baby got back — and one twisted take on beauty. South Florida cops busted a syringe-wielding freak for allegedly injecting a woman’s buttocks with cement, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tire sealant in a bizarre bid to give her big buns, officials said. Nov. 22, 2011
‘For Richer or For Richer’
She’s a fame whore for hire who became fabulously wealthy not for her looks, brains, sex appeal or talent. But for the super-sized quality of her protruding butt. Nov. 1, 2011
Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner have a little Weiner on the way. Sources say Abedin has been telling friends and family that her ultrasound shows that they’re expecting a boy. September 12, 2011
When you find yourself suffering an erection that lasts more than four hours you should call your doctor — not rob your father.
An Upper East Side man who suffers from a condition called priapism — which causes painful erections that can last for hours — was busted for allegedly trying to steal money from his father to buy painkillers he hoped would grant him relief, according to sources. Sept 1, 2011
‘Rack’ & ruin for bikini gal
Talk about a hot bikini. A Long Island sun worshipper landed in the hospital with third-degree burns on her bust after the underwire in her two-piece bathing suit became superheated June 19 2011
Play with your own li’l Weiner
It’s nothing we haven’t seen already. A G-rated action figure of cybersex addict Anthony Weiner went on sale yesterday for $39.95 – June 14, 2011
Nude dude goes nuts on subway
In an epic New York transit meltdown, a passenger came unglued on the No. 6 train in The Bronx, stripped off his clothes and chased people naked through the station — while a transit cop calmly watched the scene unfold May 11, 2011
Tracking Down Taliban? There’s an app for that.
An iPhone app that tracks down the Taliban has been developed by a US soldier who put $26,000 of his own money into the project. Jan. 25, 2011
‘Con’ man was undie suspicion
A bumbling con man was caught with a big bulge in his pants — $500 in fake bills, cops said yesterday. Michael Lewis, whose undies were stuffed with the wad, and his pal Orville Stacy, both 24, were busted after a four-store Midtown spending spree Jan.13 2011
Drunken driver arrests himself
Police say Castro told officers that he called 911 because he thought he was too drunk to drive. A test showed his blood-alcohol level was nearly three times the legal limit. Dec. 28, 2010
Nearly 1,500 flights were canceled and Amtrak service from New York to Boston screeched to a snow-blown halt yesterday as the winter’s first blizzard wreaked havoc on travel by plane, train and automobile. Dec. 27, 2010
If she weren’t a mannequin, this blow-up sex doll might also have filed a complaint against the allegedly pervy doctor who owns her. Dec. 21, 2010
Nun charged with embezzling $1.2M from Iona
Talk about a really bad habit.
A nun known as Sister Susie was charged yesterday with embezzling more than $1.2 million from a Catholic college in Westchester County. December 10, 2010
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Secret plan to bomb-proof tunnels
Nov 30, 2010 (don’t tell anyone – this is a secret).
Iran has declared jihad against a new infidel — Barbie!
By creating Barbie and marketing it, Westerners are encouraging bad veiling and not wearing the hijab. Nov. 20 2010
A half-naked, psychotic senior citizen attacked a cyclist on the Queensboro Bridge early this morning Nov. 12, 2010
Narcotics cops seized 28 pounds of dope from a theater district heroin mill yesterday — a stash worth a Wicked $6.5 million . . . Four alleged American Idiots are in custody in connection with the bust, said the city’s Special Narcotics Prosecutor, Bridget Brenna Nov. 11, 2010
Here’s one game show contestant who’s “Wheely” fortunate.
A New York fashion editor has become an Internet sensation after solving a puzzle on the game show “Wheel of Fortune” with the help of just one letter. Nov. 8, 2010
This birdbrained bandit took turkey stuffing to a whole new level.
Brooklyn teen was caught on video shoving a 12-pound turkey breast into his baggy sweatpants . . . As for the turkey, it went right back on the shelf. Marte insisted the $84 worth of Boar’s Head Oven Gold “was in good condition.Nov. 5 2010
“Naked, coked-out celebrity train wreck Charlie Sheen trashed a pricey Plaza hotel suite yesterday after accusing a hooker of swiping his wallet and cellphone while his two young daughters slept across the hall, cops said.” oct. 27, 2010
“The city’s only black-market grilled-cheese dealer is hanging up his spatula.” Nov. 3, 2010