why everyone should start their day by reading the ny post:
It was an assault on the senses.
An Austrian man was hit with a $100 fine when he farted loudly while being questioned by police, causing passers-by to break into hysterics, humiliating the officers.
“This was no accident. He clearly intended to make a laughingstock out of the officers and deserved what he got,” said a police spokesman.
“It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant