quick! what are you waiting for?

you better hurry – the sales department is now open for ONE57, the high rise being built  at 157 west 57th street!  according to the new york observer,

“The constant one-upmanship that has come to define New York’s luxury real estate market has reached new heights. After the record-breaking sale at 15CPW, Extell developers price hiked their penthouse at One57, The Journal reports, raising the price from $98 million to an astonishing $110 million.

if you are interested, i suggest contacting them immediately before the next price increase – and if you do, would you please contact me asap and tell me what on this earth could possibly constitute a $110 million price tag?  specifically, i would like to know what the place offers that a $50,000,000.00 home doesn’t have.

thank you.


“Inflamed by greed, incensed by hate, confused by delusion, overcome by them, obsessed by mind, a man chooses for his own affliction, for others’ affliction, for the affliction of both and experiences pain and grief”
 – Buddha 

4 responses to “quick! what are you waiting for?

  1. is there a “no-pet” rule in that building?


  2. not sure –
    note to all potential buyers – please be sure to ask about the pet policy and get back to me. thank you.


  3. Maybe we could round up 110 million friends and chip in a $1 each……co-op…


  4. P.s…I’ll take December 2023…


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