just several days ago when the ny post ran a story on the front page about some 28 year old guy who kept an excel spreadsheet to rate all of his dates, and then actually forwarded the spread sheet to one of his dates, i vowed for the ten-thousandth time to permanently remove the ny post from the home page on my laptop. as ridiculous as it may seem, i, like so many other peeps in this city, may actually be addicted to the post. that’s right, addicted. i am an addict. it’s really all about the headlines. (see page only in the post for more of my favs).
today’s front page:
Guard accidentally shoots self at Metropolitan Museum of Art
Step with care and great tact
And remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
– Dr. Seuss