i find it funny that people still buy newspapers. incase you were planning on doing so today, i will save you the dollar. straight from the ny post, these are today’s top stories:
lindsay lohan was arrested last night for punching a woman in the head at a nightclub. i, for one, am shocked by this.
i did not win the $580,000,000 powerball,
elle mcpherson is going to miami to visit her ex boyfriend in the hospital,
a wayward zebra and his pony pal went on safari down a staten island street yesterday
and andrea peyser proves that she is still a sleaze monger.
however, there is something from the post today that you should see and then you can thank me for saving you $1.
this is truly funny:
“When you’re young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don’t leap at all because there’s not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there’s no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”
~ sex and the city