this is joe:
and this is his story as reported by the ny post:
Joseph Vallenti celebrated his 96th birthday with a big slice of his favorite apple strudel cake, but there was one filling he didn’t count on — a rat.
“Something isn’t right,” family members recall the Commack man saying after tucking into the store-baked “Signature Series” cake from King Kullen supermarket.
Vallenti fell ill with stomach pains and diarrhea. So Neil Gold, who is dating Vallenti’s niece and lives with the victim, investigated the remaining cake — and allegedly found a five-inch-long rat’s tail still attached to the rodent’s hindquarters.
“I saw . . . something sticking out,” Gold said Friday after bringing the allegedly infested strudel to the law offices of his friend, attorney Ed Yule.
“I flipped it over and saw the whole tail bleeding into the cake.”
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i am truly at a loss for words.
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“Some days there won’t be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.”
~ Emory Austin
OMG how very disgusting indeed.
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A little rhyme and just in time…
A dead rat found in a cake,
Makes an old man’s heart sure ache,
No more will the gent partake,
Now cake he may just forsake.
It was his birthday fest,
The day was not the best,
It put him to the test,
Now lawyers will protest.
Compliments of Humorous Interludes
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Wow!!! You are right that is truly disturbing.
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I’m never eating cake again. In fact, just to be safe, I’m never eating anything again.
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i think that’s the only way to go . . . .
😉
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I know what I bake into my cake so I’ll go that way.
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another good option!
😉
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