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rmr apartments


after stringing me along for a week and collecting all of my personal information (bank account statements, taxes, credit report) and $75.00, this is the e-mail i received this morning from udi levine of rmr apartments:

“Landlord has decided to accept another application. sorry for that. Good luck. Udi.”
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this comes on the heels of my one millionth itunes crash this year and finding out that my car needs a new front axle and front brakes.
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i am officially restarting the day right now.
 
Dr. Zoidberg

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“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian”
Dennis Wholey