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rmr apartments

after stringing me along for a week and collecting all of my personal information (bank account statements, taxes, credit report) and $75.00, this is the e-mail i received this morning from udi levine of rmr apartments:

“Landlord has decided to accept another application. sorry for that. Good luck. Udi.”
this comes on the heels of my one millionth itunes crash this year and finding out that my car needs a new front axle and front brakes.
i am officially restarting the day right now.
Dr. Zoidberg


“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian”
Dennis Wholey