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a better idea?

if you were not convinced by my  recent post  that restoring an antique or damaged photo was an amazing gift idea for the holidays this year,  i have alternate suggestions.  what about a pair of tush tightening undies for your special guy?

so the tush tightening undies may not be your thing  – i get it. it doesn’t turn me on either.  but do you know a guy who wouldn’t benefit from a pair of foul odor absorbing underwear?

according to trendhunter,  “There are a number of scenarios in which the Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer would come in handy.  Imagine a first date and a bad meal.  The stomach rumbles could lead to a relationship apocalypse before it even began.  Now imagine a peaceful sleep interrupted by a toxic odor that threatens to harm everything that resides under the sheets.  The Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer helps people avoid these tragic scenarios in a discreet manner.”

the photo restoration idea is looking a little more interesting to you right now, isn’t it?   visit  zen city design  for more info on a gift sure to be appreciated, considering the alternatives . . .



“You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.”
― Amy Wilson-Carmichael