dog: i’m not going
girl: you want me to drag you there?
dog: yeah, drag me.
girl to stranger: he doesn’t want to go
dog: that’s right.
girl: this isn’t funny. i said get up now!
dog: nope.
girl: please . . . please get up.
dog: staying right here.
girl: you’re being ridiculous – people are taking pictures!
stranger: is he ok?
girl: yes, he’s just being a dope.
stranger: let me help.
girl: omg – thank you! you’re my new bff.
dog: i hate you.
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“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”
– Lao Tzu
